Oh hi, I'm Patrick. I'd love to animate and share my ideas with Newgrounds, but I'm far too lazy. Oh well.
Age 35, Male
Artist/Sketch
Joined on 1/1/10
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Climb to the top of the tower
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Vomit on the princess
Defeat the cat god
Complete a hard level without dying
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Death by spikes when fat
Mid-air axe death
Stomp a cat while fat
Stomp a cat
Complete an easy level without dying
Attempt to double jump
Finish level 19 the easy? way!
Finish level 6 without harming a single foe!